Time is what keeps things from happening all at once

Women/Men who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too..

Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink

Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark causechildren

Oh my god, you killed Kenny!

Panties aren't a mans best friend, but they are next to it

Statistics are used by people who have no proof

Divorce: from the Latin word meaning "to rip a man's heart out through his wallet

You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!

If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you

In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop

I like to con and insult people, that's why I chose to become a Consultant

Mental Health is overrated

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