Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of shit

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

Work harder: People on welfare depend on you

Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity

Be back later...my dog ate my car keys....we are hitchhiking to the vet's office

We came, we saw, we drank beer

Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes

You can trust the government, just ask the Indians

Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday

Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer

Save water, drink beer

Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils

Mom + Dad + beer - condom = me

People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do

Conserve water, drink beer

Instructions How to Use :-

1. Open (Windows Live) MSN Messenger and click on the "Show Menu" icon.
2. Select 'Tools' > 'Options' from the 'menu'.
3. Paste your name in the Display Name or Personal Message box.
4. Select 'OK' and your MSN Name is viewable by now!

Offering Largest Collection of MSN Names Updated