If guys had their period, they'd probably brag about the size of our tampons
Fat people are harder to kidnap
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?
Fat Girls are like Mopeds: fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to catch you
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten
I wear the pants in this house. My wife just tells me which pair to wear
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
I must confess, I was born at a very early age
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own

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